Well, it seems my girlfriend's children have a taste for hard-to-find Nintendo items... :bh
In addition to the Wii that I have already been hunting for (and have several gracious folks on the forum helping me find) for her son, her daughter has declared that she would like a Pink DS Lite for Christmas.
Of course eBay has hundreds of sellers declaring the Pink DS Lite as "ZOMG! RARE! LOLZ!" No shit, all you fuckers bought 'em.
Anyhow, if anyone stumbles across one, I would gladly pay retail price plus shipping.