Bruce B Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Just looked on the calendar and saw that our old cranky bitch friend(and my life partner) Dean will be turning 33 on Sunday, which is coincidentally the number of times he has called Microsoft support for his 360. Here is a little Q&A for my buddy. 1. How did you get to be such a Microsoft fanboy? Are you in Bill Gates back pocket? 2. Who do people most say you look like? A. A Garden gnome B. Herv? Villechaize C. Richard Simmons D. One of the Village People 3. Pitch or Catch? 4. Fully shaved or landing strip? 5. Why do you think women are "icky"? 6. Is it true that you wrote a letter to the creators of Rock Band demanding that they incorporate a skin flute as an instrument? 7. Do you love the smell of Napalm in the morning? 8. How many George Michael concerts have you attended? Did you get a "backstage pass"? 9. What have you seen more? The red ring of death, or the brown puckered ring of life? By the way, also happy 30th to Romier and 27th to Kelley. Long live LCVG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Happy Birthdays, all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camp Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Happy day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieman Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Happy Birthday all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fighting fish Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Happy Birthday, everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foogledricks Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 If i could go back in time and roll spermicide all over your father's penis at that moment... but ah well, time travel isn't possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel P Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Happy Birthday everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHiL Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Happy Bday my Shit Aim buddy:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Happy Bday my Shit Aim buddy:) My God, Bobbio is teaching others his brand of haiku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHiL Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 My God, Bobbio is teaching others his brand of haiku. Lol nope Dean has a habit of Messaging me on Aim while hes taking a shit lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted February 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Lol nope Dean has a habit of Messaging me on Aim while hes taking a shit lol And that doesnt freak you out that he's thinking of you with his pants around his ankles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhawk Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Happy Birthday to all you mofos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCREWNUT Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Happy Birthday to Dean, Kelly and Romier! I'd jump out of a cake and sing happy birthday to you all...but nobody wants to see that! LOL Oh to Romier who turns the big 3 - 0. Remember there is No Sanctuary !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony G Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Happy Birthday to all! Even Dean, who left the RB "The Big Brown Balloon Knots"...fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave C Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Happy Birthday all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romier S Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Thanks guys and Happy Birthday to all! I'm 30 and its wierd.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnemaEms Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Happy Birthday all... Beautiful!!! Thanks everyone and happy b-day to Romier and Kelley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romier S Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 The cake is a LIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fretster Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 He got a brownstage pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony G Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Thanks guys and Happy Birthday to all! I'm 30 and its wierd.;) Why wierd...because I gave you the day off from landscaping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fretster Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Why wierd...because I gave you the day off from landscaping? Well Buenos-ding-dong-diddily-dias Senior! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magness Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Happy B-Day to all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foogledricks Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Why wierd...because I gave you the day off from landscaping?Vote for John McCain or Romier gets sent back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisBardon Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Happy birthday to all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 What everyone else said. Happy Birthday guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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