Zathras Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 Slightly adapted from a Fark Thread and added to for Halloween. Yar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris F Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 I voted Pirate. So a pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices he has a steering wheel in his pants... "Hey there, ummm, pirate... Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" "AAAARRRRRRRRRR.... It be drivin' me nuts!" :lmfao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain rising Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 Depends - is it daytime? If so, the pirate - the vamp wouldn't survive and the ninja couldn't hide And for another bad pirate joke... Where do pirates buy their peg-legs? At a yARRRRRRRRRd sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted October 31, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 I don't Ruffnecks vote took.... I'm just seeing one pirate and my ninja. Why? Well everyone knows that all pirates have eye patches so their depth perception would be lacking. Now the vampire would have a slight upper hand in a maze of mirrors situation like in "Enter the Dragon" but other than that the ninja would take them out with the smoke bombs and whatnot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark E Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 Actually Scott Kurtz did a great series of strips on PvP that was called Pirate Vs. Ninja. It is hilarious in its stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavy liquid Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 I voted ninjas. Why? 1.??? Ninjas are mammals. 2.??? Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3.??? The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. The Official Ninja Webpage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted October 31, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 And don't forget about their tasty burgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris F Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 1. Ninjas are mammals.2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. 1. Pirates are mammals. 2. Pirates rape, pillage, plunder and drink all the time. 3. The purpose of the pirate is to grab your booty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain rising Posted November 1, 2003 Report Share Posted November 1, 2003 Originally posted by XBL_RuFfNeCk@Oct 31 2003, 05:43 PM1. Pirates are mammals. 2. Pirates rape, pillage, plunder and drink all the time. 3. The purpose of the pirate is to grab your booty. Also, we can't forget that these days, pirates do the grabbing of booty while flying around in planes and shooting you down, can we? (CS of course ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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