Chatakinns Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 Have you had a hysterical Live moment ? Or witnessed, overheard one ? What was it ? Share ..... One I saw/heard was in RTCW. After switching Allies to Nazi's for so long, a team mate was confused as to which side he was on for that round. We had been Nazi's the round before. It went like this : Confused player : " Which side are we now ? " * waits for an answer as others ask for ammo and talk about where to go * 3 Allied soldiers run across the screen in front of one standing still. Confused player : " THERE THEY ARE " * fires weapon * 1 soldier falls. Confused player : " OH SHIT ! I GOT ONE !! " Team mate : " Dude, that was me. We are Allies this round. " COnfused player : " Damn, I'm sorry. Hey is anyone a medic ? " I know, I know, some of these are going to be " Well, you kinda had to be there. " funny moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 The best was a quote from the man above vs Team Clownz "I hope you had your last supper" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 We're playing Stay Away in MM3 and we all took silly vehicles: fire truck, armored car, cement mixer, semi, garbage truck, city bus, ambulance. We all (except for BallMeat) end up jammed in an alley and no one can move. BallMeat trundles into to the alley at about 35 MPH and yells into the voicecomm: "I'm comin' in HOT!" -j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelley Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 We're playing Stay Away in MM3 and we all took silly vehicles: fire truck, armored car, cement mixer, semi, garbage truck, city bus, ambulance. We all (except for BallMeat) end up jammed in an alley and no one can move. BallMeat trundles into to the alley at about 35 MPH and yells into the voicecomm: "I'm comin' in HOT!" -j yes that was a great moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnemaEms Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 The best was a quote from the man above vs Team Clownz "I hope you had your last supper" -Dean- (AKA, "The Man Above") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnemaEms Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 I've heard way too many funny quotes on LIVE to list here, and the best thing about them was they were all mine. :twisted: -Dean- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatakinns Posted June 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 Conceit thy name is known. And thy name is : Dean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary P Posted June 25, 2003 Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 Curtis (Curdio) after experimenting a few rounds with the flamethrower in Wolfenstein: "I wish my piss was this potent" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted June 25, 2003 Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 Oh, yeah, I once went into a public RTCW game with my Trodgor nickname. The guys in there went nuts and ran around singing the Trogdor song. They would even talk to me like I was Trogdor: "Trogdor, there's a peasant right above you, BURNINATE HIM!" They went ape-shit when I respawned with a flamethrower. -j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted June 25, 2003 Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 Who the hell is Trogdor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainl Posted June 25, 2003 Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 He's the Burninator, I thought that much was obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry the Clown Posted June 25, 2003 Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainl Posted June 25, 2003 Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 I hope so, its why I'm trying to buy a broadband connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted June 25, 2003 Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 lets just say last night J Kli let it all spew again . capt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted June 25, 2003 Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 Who the hell is Trogdor? Oh man: Trogdor And, of course, there is the outstanding Trogdor flash game. -j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatakinns Posted June 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 Oh, yeah, I once went into a public RTCW game with my Trodgor nickname. The guys in there went nuts and ran around singing the Trogdor song. They would even talk to me like I was Trogdor: "Trogdor, there's a peasant right above you, BURNINATE HIM!" They went ape-shit when I respawned with a flamethrower. -j Trogdor was a man Wait, he was a dragon-man Oh nope wait he was a dragon... But he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside Burninating all the peasants Burninating all the peoples In their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!" Something like that no ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted June 26, 2003 Report Share Posted June 26, 2003 Exactly like that! -j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlot Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Just to compliment the dumbest thing heard thread, I thought I'd create a funniest thread. The funniest thing I've heard... well, actually, it was typed. I was playing BF1942 Road to Rome expansion pack as a Frenchman. Somebody typed "where's the surrender button?" I lost it :lmfao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainl Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 I don't know how funny people find it, but for embarrassment factor I'll nominate the following... Most of my online gaming takes place when my wife is watching something I don't want to on the TV (home improvement or 'reality' shows usually). My PC is in the next room, so we have to holler back and forth if we want to say anything. We are remarkably soppy though, so this is normally an out-of-the-blue "I love you" every 15 minutes or so. Loudly, so we can hear each other. Regularly, I forget to hit the 'mute' button first. Ooops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJames Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 While the remarks weren't made online, I thought this Counterstrike clip was hilarious. The Terrible Mr G http://blog.airdrop.org/archives/000014.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTello Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Here's an excerpt of a post I made on HTF about a game of RTCW that is relavent to this topic,... -Here is the funniest moment of the night, and on Xbox Live in general from my experiences,..... At one point the lag got bad, so we on team Matrix decided to call for a restart. -I went over to the Axis side and talked to them and agreed we'd restart. The only probelm is that one guys headset was not working. -He was going gangbusters and we could not get his attention. We ended up Team Killing him and then trapping him in his base when he respawned. He still did not responded, so one guy TK'd him as a medic repeatedly revived him as the rest of us blocked the exits. I can't imagine what he was thinking at this point, but he seemed determined to get up and continue on, and the longer it went on the more amusing it got. And it was at this point that someone blurted out "God, this feels like an intervention." Now I can't do the entire scene justice here in the post, but Oh my god it was the funniest series of events, and that quote pretty much put me on the floor in tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlot Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 You know, I thought this thread existed, but for the life of me, I didn't see it. Plus it was late last night when I started the new thread. My appologies :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Zot Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Not fall on the floor hilarious, but these were very funny for me (PC moments all): In Counterstrike, I was a Terrrorist on that level with the stone buildings (Chateau?) and was doing some nice AWPing from that close to spawn high tower. I'm decent with the sniper rifles (not an AWP whore though) and was having a very good run. The CTs charged that area two times and I pretty much wiped them single handed. Well, the third time they decided to all go the back way which luckily I decided to switch too, so I sniped them all from the back entrance to the tower. Fourth time I KNEW they were pissed and wanted just to kill me. So I sniped a bit from the tower, then came down and out and hid around the corner. Was going to go Rambo and let em kill me but 4 CTs came puring around the corner and zipped right up the ladder into the tower. I couldn't believe they missed me, but they were so focused they had blinders on. I equipped a desert eagle, climbed up after them and headshotted each in turn, never saw me coming. It was the end of the round so we all respawned and one of the CTs yelled: "Does anyone have the rape hotline number? I think I need it..." I was :lmfao: big time... Other was in DAOC. We had a guild in a realm that just sucked donkeys. We loved to go out to the frontiers and PK, but mostly we just got hammered. Well one night we had set up this ambush with a bunch of stealthers and sent out some bait. A few Middie thugs from a hated guild swung by and thought they had an easy kill. Long story short we ganked them and everyone went nuts. In DAOC as long as the body is on the ground, the person hasn't released so they see everything going on. This can go on indefinitely. Nothing like watching 5 grown men stick their butts on a helpless dead avatar and dance a jig on their back while they watch. We must have carried on for 10 mins, then stealthed and pulled back. About 5 mins later, a ton of their guildmates arrived and started combing the hills for us. We called it a night and logged off knowing they would look for hours. It was a total hoot. There's just no comparison to live online play, nothing like it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 I think one of my favorites was Clan of One trying to go for an underwater teabagging in Wolfenstein. That was priceless. The again, so were the Jesus pep talks and drunken SOCOM nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugms Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 We're playing Stay Away in MM3 and we all took silly vehicles: fire truck, armored car, cement mixer, semi, garbage truck, city bus, ambulance. We all (except for BallMeat) end up jammed in an alley and no one can move. BallMeat trundles into to the alley at about 35 MPH and yells into the voicecomm: "I'm comin' in HOT!" J, That was cramping up, I need oxygen quick funny! I had completely forgotten about that night. Thanks! :lmfao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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