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Have you had a hysterical Live moment ?

Or witnessed, overheard one ?

What was it ? Share .....

 

 

One I saw/heard was in RTCW. After switching Allies to Nazi's for so long, a team mate was confused as to which side he was on for that round. We had been Nazi's the round before. It went like this :

 

Confused player : " Which side are we now ? " * waits for an answer as others ask for ammo and talk about where to go *

3 Allied soldiers run across the screen in front of one standing still.

Confused player : " THERE THEY ARE " * fires weapon * 1 soldier falls.

Confused player : " OH SHIT ! I GOT ONE !! "

Team mate : " Dude, that was me. We are Allies this round. "

COnfused player : " Damn, I'm sorry. Hey is anyone a medic ? "

 

 

I know, I know, some of these are going to be " Well, you kinda had to be there. " funny moments. :lol:

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We're playing Stay Away in MM3 and we all took silly vehicles: fire truck, armored car, cement mixer, semi, garbage truck, city bus, ambulance.

 

We all (except for BallMeat) end up jammed in an alley and no one can move. BallMeat trundles into to the alley at about 35 MPH and yells into the voicecomm: "I'm comin' in HOT!"

 

-j

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We're playing Stay Away in MM3 and we all took silly vehicles: fire truck, armored car, cement mixer, semi, garbage truck, city bus, ambulance.

 

We all (except for BallMeat) end up jammed in an alley and no one can move. BallMeat trundles into to the alley at about 35 MPH and yells into the voicecomm: "I'm comin' in HOT!"

 

-j

 

yes that was a great moment.

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Oh, yeah, I once went into a public RTCW game with my Trodgor nickname. The guys in there went nuts and ran around singing the Trogdor song.

 

They would even talk to me like I was Trogdor:

 

"Trogdor, there's a peasant right above you, BURNINATE HIM!"

 

They went ape-shit when I respawned with a flamethrower.

 

-j

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Oh, yeah, I once went into a public RTCW game with my Trodgor nickname. The guys in there went nuts and ran around singing the Trogdor song.

 

They would even talk to me like I was Trogdor:

 

"Trogdor, there's a peasant right above you, BURNINATE HIM!"

 

They went ape-shit when I respawned with a flamethrower.

 

-j

 

 

Trogdor was a man

Wait, he was a dragon-man

Oh nope wait he was a dragon...

 

But he was still

TROGDOR!

TROGDOR!

 

Burninating the countryside

Burninating all the peasants

Burninating all the peoples

In their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!"

 

 

Something like that no ?

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  • 2 months later...

Just to compliment the dumbest thing heard thread, I thought I'd create a funniest thread.

 

The funniest thing I've heard... well, actually, it was typed. I was playing BF1942 Road to Rome expansion pack as a Frenchman. Somebody typed "where's the surrender button?"

 

I lost it :lmfao:

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I don't know how funny people find it, but for embarrassment factor I'll nominate the following...

 

Most of my online gaming takes place when my wife is watching something I don't want to on the TV (home improvement or 'reality' shows usually). My PC is in the next room, so we have to holler back and forth if we want to say anything. We are remarkably soppy though, so this is normally an out-of-the-blue "I love you" every 15 minutes or so. Loudly, so we can hear each other. Regularly, I forget to hit the 'mute' button first.

 

Ooops.

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Here's an excerpt of a post I made on HTF about a game of RTCW that is relavent to this topic,...

 

-Here is the funniest moment of the night, and on Xbox Live in general from my experiences,..... At one point the lag got bad, so we on team Matrix decided to call for a restart.

 

-I went over to the Axis side and talked to them and agreed we'd restart. The only probelm is that one guys headset was not working.

 

-He was going gangbusters and we could not get his attention. We ended up Team Killing him and then trapping him in his base when he respawned. He still did not responded, so one guy TK'd him as a medic repeatedly revived him as the rest of us blocked the exits. I can't imagine what he was thinking at this point, but he seemed determined to get up and continue on, and the longer it went on the more amusing it got. And it was at this point that someone blurted out "God, this feels like an intervention." :lol: Now I can't do the entire scene justice here in the post, but Oh my god it was the funniest series of events, and that quote pretty much put me on the floor in tears. :lol:

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Not fall on the floor hilarious, but these were very funny for me (PC moments all):

 

In Counterstrike, I was a Terrrorist on that level with the stone buildings (Chateau?) and was doing some nice AWPing from that close to spawn high tower. I'm decent with the sniper rifles (not an AWP whore though) and was having a very good run. The CTs charged that area two times and I pretty much wiped them single handed. Well, the third time they decided to all go the back way which luckily I decided to switch too, so I sniped them all from the back entrance to the tower. Fourth time I KNEW they were pissed and wanted just to kill me. So I sniped a bit from the tower, then came down and out and hid around the corner. Was going to go Rambo and let em kill me but 4 CTs came puring around the corner and zipped right up the ladder into the tower. I couldn't believe they missed me, but they were so focused they had blinders on. I equipped a desert eagle, climbed up after them and headshotted each in turn, never saw me coming. It was the end of the round so we all respawned and one of the CTs yelled: "Does anyone have the rape hotline number? I think I need it..." I was :lmfao: big time...

 

Other was in DAOC. We had a guild in a realm that just sucked donkeys. We loved to go out to the frontiers and PK, but mostly we just got hammered. Well one night we had set up this ambush with a bunch of stealthers and sent out some bait. A few Middie thugs from a hated guild swung by and thought they had an easy kill. Long story short we ganked them and everyone went nuts. In DAOC as long as the body is on the ground, the person hasn't released so they see everything going on. This can go on indefinitely. Nothing like watching 5 grown men stick their butts on a helpless dead avatar and dance a jig on their back while they watch. We must have carried on for 10 mins, then stealthed and pulled back. About 5 mins later, a ton of their guildmates arrived and started combing the hills for us. We called it a night and logged off knowing they would look for hours. It was a total hoot.

 

There's just no comparison to live online play, nothing like it...

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We're playing Stay Away in MM3 and we all took silly vehicles: fire truck, armored car, cement mixer, semi, garbage truck, city bus, ambulance.

 

We all (except for BallMeat) end up jammed in an alley and no one can move. BallMeat trundles into to the alley at about 35 MPH and yells into the voicecomm: "I'm comin' in HOT!"

 

J, That was cramping up, I need oxygen quick funny! I had completely forgotten about that night. Thanks! :lmfao:

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