Official Football/Soccer/Futbol Thread 2014/2015...errr 2015/2016...I mean 2016/2017

[Frank 187]

LOL 2-1 right after I made that post. Welp.

[Izzy 388]

Don't forget, Spurs are bottlers, too.

[SupahBlah 424]

Mental midgets with a delusional manager.

 

Last 10 seasons they've finished 3rd, 4th, 4th, 3rd, 4th, 3rd, 4th, 3rd, 4th and 4th

 

Liverpool have finished 2nd a few times in that time and been more of a challenge for the title than Arsenal ever have they are permanently stuck.

 

This is their perfect chance to win the league. If they don't and collapse finishing 3rd or 4th again Wenger needs to go.

[Frank 187]

Don't forget, Spurs are bottlers, too.

You called it. 2-2.

 

It's any loser's game.

[Izzy 388]

It's a shame LVG wasted so many points in December, because we could have easily been in the mix.

[kelley 771]

Fucking hell why did we sell Filipe Luis, Baba is fucking trash.

[SupahBlah 424]

Mourinho. 

[Izzy 388]

[SupahBlah 424]

Football 365 have been asking lately if someone has pissed in the Premier League trophy as no one wants it.

 

I enjoy the Premier League being a destruction derby, its fun.

[Izzy 388]

The original PSX line-up was pretty fun, Destruction Derby, Wipeout, that Road Rash-style Xtreme game...

 

 

They don't make them like that anymore.

[rossonero 106]

Damn, I miss Destruction Derby. It was awesome. 

 

Liverpool really can't handle Crystal Palace. And neither can Milan Sassuolo......

[SupahBlah 424]

Our season is always stop start, we lost to Newcastle after beating City 4-1.

[Izzy 388]

Damn, I miss Destruction Derby. It was awesome.

Liverpool really can't handle Crystal Palace. And neither can Milan Sassuolo......

 

I think the commentator just said there's never been a goalless draw between the two teams.

[SupahBlah 424]

Hahahahahaha, fuck you Pardew.

[Izzy 388]

The defender didn't even touch Benteke. Still, I won't complain too much, that's another 30 points in the bag.

 

 

 

 

[SupahBlah 424]

His knee hit his foot, you can blatantly see it move.

[Izzy 388]

I watched the replay twice, but I didn't see it. Will give it a watch later.

 

 

 

Watching tennis right now, Djokovic is struggling big time against Borat's compatriot.

[Izzy 388]

Bloody Mata, someone should check for irregular betting patterns. This must be the most retarded (and needless) two yellow cards combo I've ever seen, and Mata is not a retard.

[SupahBlah 424]

I dunno has that feisty Iberian blood.

[Izzy 388]

So with 10 minutes to go, instead of bringing on Fellaini (or any kind of attacking threat), LVG decides it's time for defensive reinforcements. Now that is retarded.

 

 

 

I say hang him next to Mata before the next home game.

[SupahBlah 424]

Sharapova failed a drugs test, Nadal next.

[Izzy 388]

Bu bu but it was for the medical purposes only!

 

 

 

"For the past 10 years I have been taking a medicine called mildronate by my doctor, my family doctor, and a few days ago after I received the letter from the ITF [international Tennis Federation] I found out it also has another name of meldonium, which I did not know."It is very important for you to understand that for 10 years this medicine was not on Wada's [World Anti-Doping Agency] banned list and I had been legally taking that medicine for the past 10 years."But on 1 January the rules had changed and meldonium became a prohibited substance, which I had not known."

 

Back when I was a little kid, I used to buy tons of Sci-fi almanacs and one of them had this hilarious short story, think it was called "The Mickey Mouse Olympics". It was about the future of olympics and sport in general, chock full of blood spinning, doping, robotic prosthetics, corruption, cheating, and everything in between. Oh how I used to laugh back then...

[hadareud 370]

Sharapova failed a drugs test, Nadal next.

 

Doubt it.

 

He seems to have come off the juice some time ago.

[Batong 253]

Surprised Serena hasn't failed one yet.

[Izzy 388]

Funny how Sharapova says she's been taking meldonium for 10 years (to improve the blood flow), when the manufacturer claims the normal treatment usually lasts 4-6 weeks.