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The Bitter Battle Between Two Men Who Both Say They Invented Truck Nuts

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It was an intense and bloody battle between two older men who didn't really know how to use the internet—over fake balls.

 

I don't know where to share this ridiculous story detailing "The Bitter Battle Between Two Men Who Both Say They Invented Truck Nuts," so I'm posting the link here:

 

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8gkqbg/balls-out-the-weird-story-of-the-great-truck-nuts-war

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As I read this I flashed (which is honestly the first word that came to mind!) on the trainwreck that is “Tiger King” 

 

My intuition is that Ham is full of shit, but it’s hard to say. 
 

The story ends on an unexpectedly sweet note. 

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It's possible both came up with the same idea around the same time, too.

 

But Ham claims he has documentation proving his claims and refuses to show it. And takes part in an incredibly time-consuming online war making the same claim?

 

I don't really care one way or the other -- sadly, truck nuts of either brand won't find their way onto my sedan. It was a funny story, though!

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14 minutes ago, Robot Monkey said:

I don't really care one way or the other -- sadly, truck nuts of either brand won't find their way onto my sedan. It was a funny story, though!

 

Luckily for you, I have recently invented sedan nuts! They're like truck nuts but get better MPG. If interest is strong, I will be expanding into motorcycle nut (two might be unbalanced) and ATV nuts (they have a lot of sand on them).

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Here in Texas, they aren't quite as popular as the "Baby on Board" signs were, but you still see quite a few of them.

 

Someone should re-invent the "bras" that were popular on sports cars, only this time come up with a way to add some cleavage.  Boom!  You got yourself millions.

 

 

Carlos.

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6 hours ago, jubjub75 said:

 

... I will be expanding into motorcycle nut (two might be unbalanced) ...

 

I already had a mechanic tell me the problem with my bike is a loose nut between the handlebar and seat...

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