Robot Monkey Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 1 Yea, the SHORT BUS is nigh. 2 And the MONKEY said unto the PEANUT GALLERY, Hie thee to the SHORT BUS. 3 Whence comes the SHORT BUS, cried the PEANUT GALLERY. 4 You art ASSHATS, spake the MONKEY, as the thunder of a THOUSAND STORMS. The SHORT BUS comes from your hearts, from your ASSY playing. RS3 tonight? -j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooter Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 I shall be present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Whooter, let me ask you something. Are your friends and family on the Short Bus? Did you know that the Book of Monkey says that those who are not on the short bus are condemned to the hell of asshats and better players -- a place of outer darkness where there will be weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth? Who will be thrown into this fire? Those who do not have their names listed in the Short Bus Tour topic. The cowardly, unbelieving, vile, murderers, sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, idolaters, liars, adulterers, spam senders, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, slanderers, and swindlers. Oh, and also the people much better than us. How can you escape this torment? Turn from good playing. Strive always to die seconds into each round. Follow teammates unashamedly and accidentally light them up. Labor mightily to throw grenades into doorframes and kill yourself. -j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcalx Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 I'm in! While I'd really like to play SC:PT I am much too far behind to be of any good to a team. I'll wait for the next Splinter Cell Special Olympics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyjaw Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Robot Monkey@Apr 23 2004, 01:18 PM Who will be thrown into this fire? Those who do not have their names listed in the Short Bus Tour topic. The cowardly, unbelieving, vile, murderers, sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, idolaters, liars, adulterers, spam senders, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, slanderers, and swindlers. Oh, and also the people much better than us. I know you were just trying to be nice, but you forgot the male prostitutes and homosexual offenders. Not that either of those wrongdoers will be online tonight, but you shouldn't assume that the terrible player next to you isn't one. And as for the drunkards, well there's half your online gamer population right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 What time ya gonna start it up jay? Ill be there capt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamsappel Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Yea, verily, I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain rising Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by FreakTornado+Apr 23 2004, 03:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FreakTornado @ Apr 23 2004, 03:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Robot Monkey@Apr 23 2004, 01:18 PM Who will be thrown into this fire? Those who do not have their names listed in the Short Bus Tour topic. The cowardly, unbelieving, vile, murderers, sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, idolaters, liars, adulterers, spam senders, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, slanderers, and swindlers. Oh, and also the people much better than us. I know you were just trying to be nice, but you forgot the male prostitutes and homosexual offenders. Not that either of those wrongdoers will be online tonight, but you shouldn't assume that the terrible player next to you isn't one. And as for the drunkards, well there's half your online gamer population right there. [/b] I think cheaters are also absent from the list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by FreakTornado@Apr 23 2004, 04:34 PM ... you forgot the male prostitutes and homosexual offenders. Oh, I didn't forget them. Both were in the, ah, source material, but I left out male prostitutes vice spam senders. Homosexual offenders were left out because sometimes things irritate me, even for parodic purposes. I must admit, however, that your mad driving skillz are offensive. Sadly, as a sometimes inebriated unbelieving slanderous sexually-immoral idolater, I may join the vile murderers et al. And some of my cooking has been likened unto the magic arts. We will begin whenever someone with sufficient bandwidth hosts a game. I like 10-ish EST. ATTENTION TEAMMATES: Apologies in advance if I smite thee mightily with my M-16 of Righteous Inaccuracy. -j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kain rising@Apr 23 2004, 04:55 PM I think cheaters are also absent from the list? You talking about Action Replay users? They're covered (those who practice magic arts). G3A3 users are covered, too (idolaters). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcalx Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Originally posted by Robot Monkey@Apr 23 2004, 01:05 PM G3A3 users are covered, too (idolaters). What, then, oh master wouldst thou have me to use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Mac 11s and Tear Gas, as it is written in the doctrines. I'll pay my homage tonight as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Fairly warned, be thee, says I. For I shall also be present. EDIT: I might not make it on until 11PM or so. Keep a slot open for me! 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 I'll be on after Iron Chef America. Should be 10pm EST. -j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 I'll be on after Iron Chef America. Should be 10pm EST. You indignant bastard!!!!!!!! If you so much as hint on who wins I shall smite you with my mighty sword (read grenade you ass with a willie pete) Damn East coasters, I'll probaly have to record the show just so I can be shot in the back by you fools :green: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 ugh guys i cant play tonight. got a small computer emergency that a friend needs fixed. Ill hop on if i get done by a reasonable hour. capt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted April 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Originally posted by matt@Apr 23 2004, 08:12 PM You indignant bastard!!!!!!!! Indignant? I'm not sure I understand. Anyway, no one won. Emeril Lagasse crashed the studio and the Iron Chefs joined together with Mario to form a SuperMechaChef and they beat up Emeril and put him in chef jail where he has to learn how to cook. Really. Anthony Bourdain and Batman were there as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Indignant? I'm not sure I understand. It just sounds cool. Ignorant if you prefer. Does MechaStreisand make an appearance? Even Jamie Oliver could kick her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted April 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Originally posted by matt@Apr 23 2004, 09:26 PM Indignant? I'm not sure I understand. It just sounds cool. Ignorant if you prefer. Does MechaStreisand make an appearance? Even Jamie Oliver could kick her ass. Jamie Oliver coould not kick the ass of MechaLeatherGuy From the Village People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Sorry guys, got in much later than expected (about 1:15AM). Was downing some 'refreshments' at a local establishment. When I logged on, the party was over. :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted April 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Well, I had fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooter Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Me too! :tu: "I'm going through this door again, because I - DON'T - LEARN!".... :lmfao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 If any of you are up for some Saturday R6 let me know. Im free all day capt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcalx Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Last night was proof that I qualify for the Short Bus. Between the thirty seconds it took me to figure out that my volume was all the way down on my headset to the accidental round of shot that I put into MrJames' head while trying to unmute said headset last night was somewhat of a disaster. Fun, but a disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamsappel Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Don't forget committing suicide by falling off the catwalk. On the other hand, we all admired the way you calmly turned around to kill Jay after he'd emptied his clip at you from point-blank range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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