Guest Bryan Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Do you like your toilet paper hanging behind the roll unseen, or do you like it trumpeting from the clouds as it cascades down in front? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 From a technical standpoint I prefer it trumpeting from the clouds, dangling precariously from the front. It looks much more inviting and I can almost hear the toilet paper saying "I cant wait to dive into your hairy ass". When its unseen, it seems to cling to the wall, being less inviting, almost insulted to do its dirty deed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Over, and I don't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlot Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Over da top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamsappel Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 The poll is flawed. Where's the "Bidet" option? I don't even bother with a holder. The more important question is "Fold or Bunch?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris F Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 "I cant wait to dive into your hairy ass" Thanks for almost getting me fired because I started LOLing at work, attracting the attention of the CIO, the DCIO and my boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by Ruffneck@Jul 23 2004, 09:03 AM"I cant wait to dive into your hairy ass" Thanks for almost getting me fired because I started LOLing at work, attracting the attention of the CIO, the DCIO and my boss. Don't blame me, blame my talkative toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Ok how did this come up as a topic? over the top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Daisy Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 I was wondering why it took so long for this topic to come up. Glen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Over all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camp Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Over. And if I'm at your house and you have it 'under' -I'll change it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 What you don't know about the three seashells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by Zathras@Jul 23 2004, 11:12 AM What you don't know about the three seashells? Hah! Demolition Man! Turns out this is the source of some controversy. Some, but not much. -j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain rising Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by Zathras@Jul 23 2004, 10:12 AM What you don't know about the three seashells? What's the deal with three seashells? Never saw Demolition Man. Oh, over by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kain rising+Jul 23 2004, 09:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Kain rising @ Jul 23 2004, 09:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zathras@Jul 23 2004, 10:12 AM What you don't know about the three seashells? What's the deal with three seashells? Never saw Demolition Man. Oh, over by the way. [/b] Demolition Man is a great little comic book like popcorn flick - worth checking out. And if you don't know about the three seashells well I'm certainly not telling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Here's an aesthetic and ergonomic argument for over the top, complete with illustrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnthonyVolpe Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Interesting. I wonder if feng shui extends as far as how to put toilet paper on a roll. I don't suppose it also tells you which direction to wipe your ass in relation to the Earth's gravitational forces and the movement of the sun? Which direction to sit on the toilet in relation to the door? Yes, I'm being facetious... P.S. I voted "over." I don't like my toilet paper dragging against the wall before I floss my glutes with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnemaEms Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by Ruffneck@Jul 23 2004, 08:03 AM "I cant wait to dive into your hairy ass" Thanks for almost getting me fired because I started LOLing at work, attracting the attention of the CIO, the DCIO and my boss. I know what a CIO is but what the hell is a DCIO? "Dick Cheese In Office"? -Dean- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcalx Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Based on the poll results thus far I think it's safe to say that you unders are going down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillho Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 definitly with out a doubt. OVER!!!! And to answer an earlier question, folded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlot Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Regarding folded or bunched, I choose the latter. I lead a disoraganized life, no reason my ass wiping tendancies should be any different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathartic Posted July 24, 2004 Report Share Posted July 24, 2004 I'm so very curious to hear from the "under" people -- I just have to understand why anyone would consider that the better way to hang toilet paper... My vote: OVER And regarding the fold/bunch debate, I'm a rare convert. I used to be a buncher... but over the years, I must have become somewhat more fastidious, for I am now a folder. I feel like I get more control that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTello Posted July 24, 2004 Report Share Posted July 24, 2004 There'sa no answer for me to select! I don't have a perference, and I've had to discussion before, I just don't understand why it matters. I drove my ex-girlfriend crazy because she only liked it coming from the clouds and I never put the roll back on in a consistant manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted July 24, 2004 Report Share Posted July 24, 2004 on the counter top, next to all the gaming and music magazines, as i prefer to hold the roll in hand while neatly folding paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelley Posted July 25, 2004 Report Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by Orpheus@Jul 24 2004, 12:36 PM on the counter top, next to all the gaming and music magazines, as i prefer to hold the roll in hand while neatly folding paper same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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