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Over or Under?  

  1. 1. Over or Under?

    • Over
    • Under
    • I use it so much I can't keep it on the roll!


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From a technical standpoint I prefer it trumpeting from the clouds, dangling precariously from the front. It looks much more inviting and I can almost hear the toilet paper saying "I cant wait to dive into your hairy ass".

When its unseen, it seems to cling to the wall, being less inviting, almost insulted to do its dirty deed.

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Originally posted by Ruffneck@Jul 23 2004, 09:03 AM
"I cant wait to dive into your hairy ass"

Thanks for almost getting me fired because I started LOLing at work, attracting the attention of the CIO, the DCIO and my boss.

Don't blame me, blame my talkative toilet paper.

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Originally posted by Kain rising+Jul 23 2004, 09:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Kain rising @ Jul 23 2004, 09:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zathras@Jul 23 2004, 10:12 AM

What you don't know about the three seashells?

What's the deal with three seashells? Never saw Demolition Man.

 

Oh, over by the way. [/b]

Demolition Man is a great little comic book like popcorn flick - worth checking out.

 

And if you don't know about the three seashells well I'm certainly not telling.

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Interesting.

 

I wonder if feng shui extends as far as how to put toilet paper on a roll. I don't suppose it also tells you which direction to wipe your ass in relation to the Earth's gravitational forces and the movement of the sun? Which direction to sit on the toilet in relation to the door?

 

Yes, I'm being facetious...

 

P.S. I voted "over." I don't like my toilet paper dragging against the wall before I floss my glutes with it.

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Originally posted by Ruffneck@Jul 23 2004, 08:03 AM

"I cant wait to dive into your hairy ass"

Thanks for almost getting me fired because I started LOLing at work, attracting the attention of the CIO, the DCIO and my boss.

I know what a CIO is but what the hell is a DCIO? "Dick Cheese In Office"?

 

-Dean-

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I'm so very curious to hear from the "under" people -- I just have to understand why anyone would consider that the better way to hang toilet paper...

 

My vote: OVER

 

And regarding the fold/bunch debate, I'm a rare convert. I used to be a buncher... but over the years, I must have become somewhat more fastidious, for I am now a folder. I feel like I get more control that way.

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There'sa no answer for me to select! I don't have a perference, and I've had to discussion before, I just don't understand why it matters. I drove my ex-girlfriend crazy because she only liked it coming from the clouds and I never put the roll back on in a consistant manner.

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