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I think the hapless ESPN NFL2K5 owners out there can list there names here so we can match up this evening and have a chance of getting the big "W".

 

-j

 

An Open Letter to the American People by 48 Nobel Prize Winning Scientists

 

July 23, 2004

 

Fry-day Night presents us with choices about our nation's future. We support Shortbus Football in 2005 and urge you to join us.

 

The prosperity, health, environment, and security of Americans depend on Shortbus gaming to sustain our vibrant lives and culture; to encourage education at home and attract terrible armchair football players from all over the world; and to nurture a simple-minded environment that transforms new knowledge into new opportunities for losing games spectacularly and wearing paper hats.

 

Good players are compromising our Shortbus future on each of these counts. By reducing the opportunities for hapless players to find each other, they are undermining the foundation of America's future. By refusing to wear paper hats, they are turning critical talent away from our shores.

 

Shortbus ESPN NFL2K5 will change all this. It will stimulate the development and deployment of technologies to meet our apple pie and paper hat needs. It will recreate an America that provides opportunity to all at home or abroad who ride in the back of the Shortbus.

 

Shortbus football will restore incompetants to their appropriate place on Fry-day nights and bring it back into Xbox Live. It is the clear choice for America's next <s>President</s> group of idiots.

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No way should xPieter be considered a short bus rider!!

 

I totally agree! xPieter's record against me is 12-0 I believe, no, that's not the score of the game, that's how many I lost against him!

 

I'm very well quailified for the short bus league, I even come from the other side of the pond, how's that for a disadvantage!

 

I'm going to try and make it on tonight, maybe, just maybe I can score a W :green:

 

 

Matt

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The Defence Department regrets to inform you that xPieter is no longer representing the LCVG in the Top 20 online players because he was stupid, running 99 yards in the wrong direction during an aborted two-point conversion. He subsequently lost the game by one point when the enemy (some treasonous half-Brit, see above) booted a perfect 48 yard field goal... in the rain. Oh the humanity!

 

The "Short-Bus" paperwork will be sent to you shortly, no pun intended.

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Originally posted by xPieter@Jul 24 2004, 01:43 AM

The Defence Department regrets to inform you that xPieter is no longer representing the LCVG in the Top 20 online players because he was stupid, running 99 yards in the wrong direction during an aborted two-point conversion. He subsequently lost the game by one point when the enemy (some treasonous half-Brit, see above) booted a perfect 48 yard field goal... in the rain. Oh the humanity!

Despite your 11-1 record, running the wrong way earns you a trial paper hat. Wear it with pride!

 

I had a good game with Matt (mrpig) and hope to connect with you folks again.

 

BTW, I have two clips for the 2 minute warning. The first is the chorus from Iron Maiden's "Two Minutes to Midnight." The other is the "Where is the bell, can't hear the bell, there is the bell" from the Ding! Fries Are Done song.

 

-j

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The Defence Department regrets to inform you that xPieter is no longer representing the LCVG in the Top 20 online players because he was stupid, running 99 yards in the wrong direction during an aborted two-point conversion. He subsequently lost the game by one point when the enemy (some treasonous half-Brit, see above) booted a perfect 48 yard field goal... in the rain. Oh the humanity!

 

 

This was one of the funniest moments I have ever had on X Box Live, we couldn't stop laughing as xPieter was running 99 yards the wrong way! :lmfao:

 

Needless to say, I kept my head down and came from behind with the 48 yard FG to win 17-16 with 3 seconds left on the clock!

 

Sure is nice to FINALLY get a WIN :tu:

 

Great game, Pieter

 

Matt

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They made a sign of ME trying to get on the bus and now its posted in my area..

 

short_bus.jpg

 

 

Who really is the Worst of the Worst?

 

 

I am up for the challenge! Are you?

 

If you think you are bad, just try me..

 

If there are enough people interested who belong on this bus lets get a small

SUCK FEST going. A one round elimination type thing.

 

 

NFL2k5-------> :bang:

 

While I do enjoy the game I just cant seem to get a Win for the life of me.

Especially on All Pro online or off....

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