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Maybe you had to be there, but I was playing ghost recon the other night and some kid comes in who is clearly stoned. Game starts and it goes like this...

 

Stoner: "Is glitching ok?"

Response: "What are you talking about?"

Stoner: "Glitching, is it ok?"

Response: "I have no idea what your talking about"

Stoner: "Look I'm in the wall no one can shoot me"

Response: "You're right there dude?"

Stoner: "No, no, I'm in the wall no one can shoot me"

Response: "No really, you're right in front of me?"

Stoner: "No, no, it's a glitch no one can shoot me"

Response: "Bam"

 

Stoner is dead :lmfao:

 

 

I think I was playing with people from this site, I'm sure someone can tell it better than I.

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On Midtown Madness a guy intentionally left his mic on as his wife/GF totally bitched him out about not helping her with something. He showed a lot of class and respect by continuing to play even as they threatened physical harm to one another. The Jerry Springer episode got really embarrassing when they started screaming about their sexual troubles.

 

I guess broadband is available in trailer parks after all.

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Originally posted by IvIaster Baiter@Sep 4 2003, 04:18 PM

Maybe you had to be there, Stoner is dead :lmfao:

 

 

I think I was playing with people from this site, I'm sure someone can tell it better than I.

I WAS there and it WAS hilarious.

You told it just right!

 

That was the same kid who had trouble figuring out wihich direction was "north".

 

 

One time I was playing RTCW, and some dude is using the robot voice mask, and he keeps saying the same thing over and over again:

 

"Help, my balls are stuck in a vise!"

 

After about 5 minutes of this, I muted him. Some of the other guys in my squad did not mute him, and 20 minutes later they reported to me that he was STILL saying the same thing over and over again. He never once said anything different.

 

I started to wonder if maybe he DID have his balls stuck in a vise, or that maybe if anyone deserved such a fate, it was him!

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Anytime someone logs on that is either totally stoned or three sheets to the wind drunk, you know it's going to be fun. Everytime that happens I know it is worth my time, especially when other folks start to get pissed at them for: fragging themself, jumping off ravines, shooting friendlies, making a total ass of themself. I love it :D

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Kevin,

 

I was the <Resonse> portion of that conversation! That damn kid was 12 years old or younger and high, I swear. He kept telling me about this Embassy glitch (which I had not heard of, because I don't go looking for that crap). I came around the corner and saw his soldier trying to crawl into the wall by the overpass south of the Embassy; I asked what he was doing and he said:

 

Kiddie: Finding the glitch

Me: What glitch?

Kiddie: You don't know what a glitch is?

Me: I know what a glitch is. What in the hell are you doing?

Kiddie: Finding the glitch

Me: What glitch?

Kiddie: You don't know what a glitch is?

Me: I can see you lying on the ground.

Kiddie: I'm not all the way in yet.

Me: Can I shoot you?

Kiddie: No, I'm in the wall man. I can see everything but noone can see me.

Me: Click. Click. Boom!

Kiddie: Dead.

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