kelley Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 I Don't Fucking Care About Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes!!! Just needed to get that out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romier S Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 God, I've been waiting to use this picture for two weeks now. One of my own creation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhawk Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Here, here. But they both do have huge movies out right now. Can't hurt. People eat this shit up.:insane: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob B Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Katie Holmes is Pur-dey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 So Kelly when are you seeing War of the Worlds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhawk Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Tom, you lucky bastid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTello Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Katie, hot! Tom and Katie, I think they are fucked up! Something seems so messed up with this whole whirl-wind relationship. :insane: I agree Kelly, I'm also fucking tired of this whole relationship BS already. :barf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJames Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFo Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Whatever happened to the good old days when Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were together? It was a simpler time then, and we were all a little more innocent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 I used to think Tom Cruise was awesome, but he jumped the shark soooo hard when he started jumping up and down on Oprah's couch. If I went from Nicole Kidman to Katie Holmes, the only reason I'd be standing on a couch would be to hang myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 If I went from Nicole Kidman to Katie Holmes or vice versa I'd be upset because I would know the alarm clock will be ringing soon and the dream is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnemaEms Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I like that Katie is now his new "smoke-screen". It's OK Tom, we'll still like you if you admit certain "things". I know we can't discuss religion here, but does Scientology really count? -Dean- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhawk Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 My sister was telling me about that episode of Oprah today. She said he looked like an idiot. I have to see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 If you want to see Tom Cruise act like an idiot rent Jerry Maguire. Put him on Oprah's couch, it's the same character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I actually saw that Oprah the day it was on. He made a complete idiot of himself capt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonJam Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I actually saw that Oprah the day it was on :ban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I turned it on right when katie holmes came out . I wasnt changing the channel At least im not talking about strollers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTello Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I love British Humor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I love British Humor! No doubt Tom quickly figured out that the prankster was possessed by a million-year-old evil alien and had to use his Operating Thetan Level 4 super-powers to extricate himself from the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnemaEms Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 No doubt Tom quickly figured out that the prankster was possessed by a million-year-old evil alien and had to use his Operating Thetan Level 4 super-powers to extricate himself from the situation. I love Robotic Monkey humor. -Dean- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonJam Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Ok, intrigued by our own synthetic simian's scintillating syntax, I looked up "Scientology" on wikipedia to see what a "thetan" was. Here you go: The central beliefs of Scientology (or rather the early teachings) are that a person is an immortal spiritual being (referred to as a thetan) who possesses a mind and a body, and that the person is basically good. The life one should lead is one of continual spiritual and ethical education, awareness, and improvement, so that he/she can be happy and achieve ultimate salvation, as well as being more effective in creating a better world. Scientology claims to offer specific methodologies to assist a person to achieve this. Those that reach the higher teachings (OT III) within the Church of Scientology will learn all about Xenu, the evil intergalactic ruler who implanted ?thetans,? or alien spirits, in earth?s volcanoes 75 million years ago, after which they escaped and invaded human bodies. The ultimate belief of Scientology is that you are possessed by the spirits of aliens murdered 75 million years ago by "Xenu" and you have to exorcise these spirits. Um, what? :eh I knew movie stars were crazy, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romier S Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 ..and he's shitting on Brooke Shields for taking drugs.... :lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 It gets better -- you know how they sic their lawyers after people who try to talk about Scientology critically? There's a lot of stuff on Scientology that's part of the public record (from court cases) that they can't get sealed or taken off the web. As ever, Google is your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romier S Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 A little more information from site dedicated to "unmasking" Scientology. The site owner sees Scientology as being a form of brainwashing and attempts to back that up. Makes for some interesting reading: The results of applying their crackpot psychotherapy (called "auditing") is to weaken the mind. The mind goes from a rational state to an irrational one as the delusional contents of the subconscious mind are brought to the surface and are assumed to be valid. It also makes a person more susceptible to suggestion since it submerges the critical thinking faculties of the mind into a partial subconscious state. It results in a permanent light hypnotic trance and so from thenceforth that person can be more easily controlled. The person will, to a much greater extent, believe and do whatever they are told. And of course this is used to the full in persuading them to hand over further money and dedicating themselves further to the cult. The results of applying their oversimplified and inapplicable rules in life is to lose the ability to think rationally and logically. A person loses the ability to think for themselves and so they lose the ability to challenge incorrect ideas. This makes them easier to control. It also isolates and alienates the person from society so that they withdraw from normal society and into their "Scientology" society. This further increases their susceptibility to the influence of their group. They end up being afraid of society, believing all society to be controlled by a group of drug companies, psychiatrists and financiers all of whom report to more remote masters. In other words they are in a state of mass paranoia. They therefore avoid reading newspapers and the like since they fear it will disturb their safe Scientology world. It is a downward spiral into madness. The science fiction content of Scientology is revealed to them after they have reached the state they call "Clear", meaning freed from the aberrations of the mind. However, perhaps "brainwashed" would be a more applicable word to describe the mental state of someone who has survived the near entire delusional contents of their subconscious mind brought to the surface and presented to them as "truth". On the "advanced" levels (called OT levels) above the state of "Clear" they encounter the story of Xenu. Xenu was supposed to have gathered up all the overpopulation in this sector of the galaxy, brought them to Earth and then exterminated them using hydrogen bombs. The souls of these murdered people are then supposed to infest the body of everyone. They are called "body thetans". On the advanced levels of Scientology a person "audits out" these body thetans telepathically by getting them to re-experience their being exterminated by hydrogen bombs. So people on these levels assume all their bad thoughts and faulty memories are due to these body thetans infesting every part of their body and influencing them mentally. Many Scientologists go raving mad at this point if they have not done so already. You can read more here: http://www.xenu.net/roland-intro.html Keep in mind guys that I'm ok with talking Scientology here. It's bending the religion rule but as long as the discourse remains civil, I have no problems at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Without taking this too far, and I'm by no means a proponent of Scientology (or any religion, for that matter), nor am I a Tom Cruise fan. In fact, I think he's a hack. But virtually any religion, when looked at in a purely "what it is" sort of way, sounds ridiculous. Christianity: Some dude is the son of God. God didn't have sex with anyone, mind you, but he impregnated some chick. So this Jesus guy dies, come back three days later, promises to come back again, and then billions of people spent that 2000 years waiting for him to come back. Again. Meanwhile, other popular religions include horses floating up to heaven, giant seas parting, magic underwear, blood turning into wine, etc. Aliens, ghosts, prophets, call them what you want, it's all pretty fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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