Rob B Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 What the hell why not? I figured it might be fun to post some of your favorite Simpson’s lines. Inspiration? My New sig line and then I saw Angry The Clowns and poof here is the thread. I will go first.......... "I thought they said that monster island was just name" "It is it's actually a peninsula" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillho Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 There are just way too many. "you know me sir, Women and Sea Men just don't mix" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonJam Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Timely subject, as I just typed the following in a PM to Joel in reference to waiting for the X360 to arrive at his house: Homer: "And now we play...the waiting game." (5 seconds pass) Homer: "Aw, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Daisy Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Homer: Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building thing, where our beds and TV.... is. Glen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob B Posted December 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Timely subject' date=' as I just typed the following in a PM to Joel in reference to waiting for the X360 to arrive at his house: Homer: "And now we play...the waiting game." (5 seconds pass) Homer: "Aw, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!"[/QUOTe'] :rotflmao Classic Dave:tu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James T Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Wolfcastle: Hey Scully, that outfit makes you look like a homosexual Crowd: Booooo!!! Wolfcastle: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too! Crowd: Booooo!!! ---------------- Willy: I couldn't have shot Mr. Burns. I messed up my thumbs playing Spaced Invaders in the 80s[paraphased] Wiggum: Oh, yeah! That was a great video game. Willy: Video game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry the Clown Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Homer: “You’re right, Barney. Tomorrow morning I’m gonna march right up to Al and say ‘Steve! I mean, Al!’” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillho Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Any Willie discussion kicks butt. Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyjaw Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Homer: "mmmm, floor pie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Mmmmm, sacrilicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberwoo Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Willie- "Agch. Boy. You read my thoughts. You've got the shinnin" Bart- "You mean 'Shining'" Willie- "Shh. Ya wanna get sued?" Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 ... my good friend [Mr. Black]! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry the Clown Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 “Can you tell us what you were doing the night of the abduction?” “Certainly. The evening began with Wittgenstein and- “Mr Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the FBI” “….Alright… we were in the back of Barney’s car eating packets of mustard. You happy?!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFo Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 One of my favorite Homer quotes in the last few years: To Bart: "If a woman says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong. And if a woman says everything's wrong, everything's wrong. And if a woman says something isn't funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyjaw Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 from the episode with John Waters: Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little...festive to you? Homer: Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam. Marge: He prefers the company of men! Homer: Who doesn't!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Daisy Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 This one was just far too long to type in, but it's easily one of my favorite sequences from the entire show. Witness Relocation Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi." Homer: Check. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. (Homer says nothing.) Worker: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson. Homer: I gotcha. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. (Homer stays silent.) (The clock goes forward several hours.) Worker: Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Homer: No problem. Agent: HELLO, MR. THOMPSON! (He stomps on Homer's foot repeatedly; Homer stares blankly for several seconds) Homer: (to other agent) I think he's talking to you. Glen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot Monkey Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 "Your Honor, I move for a bad trial thingy." "You mean a mistrial?" "That's why you're the judge and I'm the ... law-talking ... guy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlucci Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 from the episode where the Kids are taken away from the Child Services because they think homer and Marge and neglecting them. They are sent over to live the the Flanderses. Homer picks up, the phone to dial Ned's house and hears the error tone, followed by: "The phone number you dialed cannot be accessed from this number....... you. negligent. monsters." The last three words sound just like an automated voice response system where the words are put together on the fly. For some reason that cracks me up. Carlos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry the Clown Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 "Sooooo, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him." "......how ironic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlucci Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 From the Episode where Homer's Horoscope said. "Today you are a going to die." <Homer drives off, a tree nearly falls on the car. > Homer: He-he-he. Stupid Horoscope. <then a wrecking ball nearly smashes the car> Homer: He-he-he. Stupid Horoscope. <then a pickaxe comes flying through the windshield and the pointy end lodges in the front of homers skull> Homer: He-he-he. Ploopid Ploropope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillho Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 from the episode where the Kids are taken away from the Child Services because they think homer and Marge and neglecting them. They are sent over to live the the Flanderses. Homer picks up' date=' the phone to dial Ned's house and hears the error tone, followed by: "The phone number you dialed cannot be accessed from this number....... you. negligent. monsters." The last three words sound just like an automated voice response system where the words are put together on the fly. For some reason that cracks me up. Carlos.[/quote'] This one also has the great.... "wow Dad you took a baptismal for me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob B Posted December 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 "Bart if you don't like your job you don't quit, you just go in every day and do it really half assed....that's the American way" "hey guys I'm kindda worried about the beer supply after this case and the other case there’s only on case left" I actually said this one at a vendor party, at a trade show, I was at last weekend upon seeing the bath tub in the hotel room filled with ice and tons of bottles of beer and liqueurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlucci Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Homer: Bart, you tried and you failed, so the lesson is: Never try. Carlos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry the Clown Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 “Yeah it'll be great to see the old gang again. Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.” “Homer that was Happy Days" “Nope, they weren't all happy days. Like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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