ChrisBardon Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 You know, it's amazing how something so innocuous can turn into a debate. I mentioned the "Pie vs Cake" debate on the internets to my wife the other day, and it's amazing how funny it can get. Of course, I think I managed to convince her of Pie's ultimate superiority After all, pie has filling. True, some cake has filling, but that's only cake trying to be pie. Besides, pie is a mathematical constant that is woven into the fabric of the universe, but cake? Nowhere to be found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieman Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Cake has icing. Boom! Game over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_E Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Scoop of ice cream on pie! Next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 When is a cake, not a cake? Cheesecake! Has pie written all over it. It has a crust dammit. Its a pie!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheesepie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieman Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Nope. Cheesecake is cake's flamboyant cousin. Oh, and muffins, they're just cake you can eat in the morning without feeling guilty. CASE CLOSED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Nope. Cheesecake is cake's flamboyant cousin. Oh, and muffins, they're just cake you can eat in the morning without feeling guilty. CASE CLOSED! Dude, nobody picks on cheespie and gets away with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooter Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 "More people will come if they think there's Punch and Pie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I'm sure there's a simple coefficient to be worked out here. Between any two foods, the one with a higher value for some variant of this formula: (grams of sugar + grams of fat)/grams of food is the better food. Therefore, the best food would be a wad of fat coated in sugar. Don't knock it till you tried it. (just visit your nearest Krispy Kreme, they'll hook you up.) Now, between pie and cake, I think it's pretty clear that cake is a lot closer to being "a wad of fat coated in sugar" than pie is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secretvampire Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Union Carbine Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Warrant would never sing "She's my cherry cake." Case closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Zot Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 My favorite new compound word is Bitchcake, so I'll go with cake today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieman Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Scoop of ice cream on pie! Next! :lol You can put ice cream on pie, but you can make a cake out of ice cream. BOOYAKASHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 If you saw the Chocolate Cake the bakery near here makes, there is no doubt who the winner is. Its cake all the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisBardon Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Can you put meat into a cake? I thought not. Cake knows it is forever only a dessert, but pie aspires to greatness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Can you put meat into a cake? I thought not.Who would want to when you have 6 layers of chocolate and icing Cake knows it is forever only a dessertIn your world maybe:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry the Clown Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Cake. It would be different I bet if Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat pie" I bet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieman Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Nobody jumps out of a pie to surprise you and sing Happy Birthday. Cake...easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_E Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 :lol You can put ice cream on pie, but you can make a cake out of ice cream. BOOYAKASHA! I bow down to that logic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertA Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I haven't seen this mentioned. You cannot fuck a cake. So PIE wins... THIS DEBATE IS OVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary P Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 You cannot fuck a cake. Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_E Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 One day...at baking camp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camp Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Dessert is for girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertA Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Why not? You obviously haven't tried It's just crumbles at first entrance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Hair pie sounds a lot better than hair cake doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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