EnemaEms Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Happy Birthday to my alleged life partner, Bruce. He is old folks. He is so old that when he drives his car people think it is a museum on wheels. Seriously folks, this guy makes Napoleon Dynamite look like Brad Pitt. Anyway, here are your questions old man. Are old are you...really? After sex with a woman, do you curl up in the fetal position and suck your thumb? Do you secretly wish Anfernee would lock you up in his basement instead of that 12-year old boy? Were you an altar boy? If you were, is that why you jump in your wifes arms like Scooby-Doo does with Shaggy when walking by a church? When you were born, were women still doing men on horseback? IF you could be any animal, waht would you be, and why? When shaving your balls, do you use a soap or shaving creme? If Joel (Jtello), Keith, and Renee Zelwigger had a love child together, what would it look like? -Dean- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Happy 60th?50?43rd Birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHiL Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 HapPy Birthday Bruce... Sucks to Be an April Fool Ehh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fighting fish Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Happy Birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony G Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Happy Birthday Bruce! So what killed off the dinosaurs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelley Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Happy Birthday! So what did a man you has everything get for his birthday? A plane ticket to chicago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Happy Birthday Bruce! So... tell us all what it was like when people thought "video games" were things you did in the back of a theater! We'll gather around, play some snooker, and make a fire as you tell us of life in the old days. Oh... and what was Abe Lincoln like as a president? Was his voice as nasal as they say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Happy Birthday! So what did a man you has everything get for his birthday? A plane ticket to chicago? Hmmm, well I am going truck shopping today, so maybe I'll get a new one of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnemaEms Posted April 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 New truck to drive up to Brokeback Mountain....sweet. -Dean- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudyN Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Happy Birthday Bruce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_E Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 April birthdays are THE BEST! Happy Birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 An April Fools birthday. I'm guessing you were an Oops Happy Birthday Bruce. Treat yourself to a White Sox game on Dean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Hmmm, well I am going truck shopping today, so maybe I'll get a new one of those. Done deal. Treated myself to a 2007 Nissan Titan extended cab with a V-8. The thing friggin flies! Pick it up next week!:tu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Happy Birthday to my alleged life partner, Bruce. He is old folks. He is so old that when he drives his car people think it is a museum on wheels. Seriously folks, this guy makes Napoleon Dynamite look like Brad Pitt. Anyway, here are your questions old man. Are old are you...really? After sex with a woman, do you curl up in the fetal position and suck your thumb? Do you secretly wish Anfernee would lock you up in his basement instead of that 12-year old boy? Were you an altar boy? If you were, is that why you jump in your wifes arms like Scooby-Doo does with Shaggy when walking by a church? When you were born, were women still doing men on horseback? IF you could be any animal, waht would you be, and why? When shaving your balls, do you use a soap or shaving creme? If Joel (Jtello), Keith, and Renee Zelwigger had a love child together, what would it look like? -Dean- 1- I am not at liberty to give away my age or true identity 2-Sex with women? Gross!!! 3- I actually wish he would lock me up along with his 12 year old captive 4- I was an altar boy hence my answer to #2 with Father Anfernee 5-Mules 6-Well, I would actually be a fish, a tuna specifically, so that when I came home my wife couldn't tell that I was screwing around on her. 7- Neither. I have my stepson use our weedwhacker 8-Stupid question. They wouldn't have one because 1) Renee would never let those trolls between her legs and 2) They can't get it up leaving me to inseminate their wives(and not artificially either). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romier S Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Happy Birthday Bruce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooter Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Gratz Bruce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelley Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Done deal.Treated myself to a 2007 Nissan Titan extended cab with a V-8. The thing friggin flies! Pick it up next week!:tu Thats a nice ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel P Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Happy Birthday Bruce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnemaEms Posted April 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Treat yourself to a White Sox game on Dean! You sir, are an evil, demonic man. -Dean- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foogledricks Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Where are your hands? Between two pillows Those aren't pillows! I picture Bruce and Dean living that out every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnemaEms Posted April 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Thats a nice ride. Why thank you! Oh, you mean the truck? That isn't bad either. :shrug -Dean- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Happy Birthday Bruce! So... tell us all what it was like when people thought "video games" were things you did in the back of a theater! We'll gather around, play some snooker, and make a fire as you tell us of life in the old days. Oh... and what was Abe Lincoln like as a president? Was his voice as nasal as they say? Would you like to suck me now or later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTello Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Done deal.Treated myself to a 2007 Nissan Titan extended cab with a V-8. The thing friggin flies! Pick it up next week! A fine Happy Birthday to you, lucky SOB! Nice! What color? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce B Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 A fine Happy Birthday to you, lucky SOB! Nice! What color? Joel, we've met. You know I'm Caucasian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTello Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Joel, we've met. You know I'm Caucasian Dean just sent me a PM Bruce, he said "Bruce is mostly Caucasian ;)" WTF :eh TMI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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