Jordan_E Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 If it's yellow, let it mellow...if it's brown, well, I guess Sheryl Crow knows best, eh?:eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyN Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 I kill at least 2 trees a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelley Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 No way would three squares clean my hairy ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_E Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 If I tried to use 3 squares...I don't they would ever be seen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFo Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 This gives new meaning to "I can't spare a square." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainmaykr Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 She says it with a straight face no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhawk Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 That article reads like it's from The Onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberwoo Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Heh looks like she just wants her name in the papers. Surely nobody on earth would take this seriously... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camp Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 It's the modern equivalent of the "let them eat cake" Antoinette quote. Celebrities are so golden that their dietitian-planned meals and regular colonic irrigations make a single square possible. It's just a matter of time before eating and shitting are considered plebeian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_E Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Rosie to Crow: "Have you seen my ass?" Uh....no thanks, Rosie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Zot Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Yeah, I love the environment too Sheryl. But for God's sake STFU already! How much power does it take to put on one of her concerts so we can hear her acoustic guitar from 3 miles away? How many 10s of 1000s of paper cups are rounded up afterward and thrown out after one use? Is the square footage of her bathroom bigger than my master bedroom? What heats that place, magic fairy dust? I do believe in conservation, but this is just sillier than shit (pun fully intended.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PewterPirate Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 She also likes to get plastered when saving the enviroment. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/scrow/scrow1.html?45 Oh, and travel around with three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_E Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 And how much paper is wasted on those ridiculous requirements, Sheryl? Oh, and I'd get looped too if I had to listen to her music day in and day out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Wow. So how do you guys really feel about her? Don't hold back, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooter Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 I actually kind of like her music, but she's apparently a whack job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lutter Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 She just wants everyone except her to smell like shit. Toilet paper is the least of our worries, if she really does want to help (barring of course, any of her own actions) she should concentrate more on making big corporations more paper-less. I know where I work we print out TONS of stuff for records that no one even looks at just for records. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Zot Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Yeah, I like her music quite a bit. Just the hypocracy of her telling people to police their TP consumption while she literally jet sets from city to city is just staggering. I'm a liberal, maybe even a bleeding heart liberal, but she just needs to shut it. It's like Michael Jackson telling folks not to let their kids play video games as it might damage their young psyches. Where do celebrities get off these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Covak Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 I fucking hate her. She takes Beatles and Rod Stewart classics and butchers them and then stupid young people think you like Sheryl Crow when you're caught singing along (because they think she wrote it) and you want to punch them in the throat. And her Bond theme? Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 I actually kind of like her music, but she's apparently a whack job. Whack job for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertA Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Well Japan has been paperless for a long time, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan I really want one of those toilets. No more cinnamon strikes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_E Posted April 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 I tried a bidet once in a hotel...:jaw Maybe you get used to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob B Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 what about the three clam shell idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob B Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 I fucking hate her. She takes Beatles and Rod Stewart classics and butchers them and then stupid young people think you like Sheryl Crow when you're caught singing along (because they think she wrote it) and you want to punch them in the throat. And her Bond theme? Fuck. lets not forget GnR's Sweet Child O mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weremichael Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 lets not forget GnR's Sweet Child O mine They deserved it after their "version" of "Live and Let Die." Some fine points in this thread about her excesses (flying in planes regularly, large vehicle entourage when touring etc.). She does gain some serious eco-warrior points for not having any kids though. As far as detrimental impacts on the planet, breeding (especially in the USA) is definitely the most significant thing we can do. Now back to dissing the wack job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob B Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 They deserved it after their "version" of "Live and Let Die." Touch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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